25 Things-ahhhhh

1. when i was 17, a girl told my friend that if I said hi to her she would give me head...

of course I obliged, who am I to destroy her hopes and dreams.

2. I told at least 7 times a week I have no heart and am by far the coldest person walking this earth. Then someone told me I have no soul. I'm cynical, sue me.

3. I don't think I'm meant for anyone. My sole purpose on earth is to make females realize they'd rather be with the asshole that makes them feel like they're the best out of all the other girls a guy is talking to. Dream high, you're always some body's number one. Fuck a number, I just want to be IT.

4. I been called a mind-fucker more times then I've ever been called my proper name.

5. Pussy

yea that's it.

6. I truly believe I was a poet or a philosopher or an etymologist in my past life. Yes I'm a buddhist, sue me.

7. I love words more than food and #5.

8. Bright eyes and braces do it for me. oh and silky ass hair... not the store brought stuff.

9.  I'm by far the biggest sucker when I'm in like or in love. But as soon as the I feel the bullshit creeping, I'm totally disinterested. I go from 200% to 15% in bugati speed.

10. I just want to win. Is that to much to ask for?

11. I'm too observant, which can be good or bad. I notice everything. I'm might be the biggest creep I know.

12. If you know one line from purple rain by heart, you got me and/or if you look like apollonia or vanity.

13. My dog is a rapist. He has somodized my leg to the point I where hockey leg guards. He's actually staring at my leg as I type this and licking his lips.

14. I have yet to work at my full potential. I give everything besides love 48.7%. My teachers think I'm a genius and if I studied I'd get 100 on every test. I settle for 70s, 80s, and 90s. 

15.  Serendipity is my favorite movie of all time. It keeps the little faith I have left in the XX homo-sapian species, alive.

16. I think GOD is a female and she is tormenting me but my struggle shows me that she loves me. -_-

17. When I buy an all white audi s5, I will first paint it teal (my favorite color) then drive in it naked and masturbate in the front seat until I climax. Thats the only female that can have my kids, can you say OWNED.

18. Love is a trap, love is a game, love is a projection that has your name.

19. I've always hated history and english. English especially. Ironically. I'm a poet. That is my way of raging against the machine and sticking it to the man in a very non-homosexual way.

20. If a person you don't particularly know or like talks about you, it's called hating. If its your friend doing the same, its called a warning. I can't count how many times people have warned other people about me. I love my friends.

21. I took a pole on january 1st, 2009 and found out that a guy would rather a girl talk to anyone accept me. 

22. I have about 10 tongue tricks; 9.7 of them are banned in the USA.

23. I have a really big fucking nose and I don't think I'm that attractive, but girls do so I guess it works. I'm just not that into me.

24. I love pain, not physical pain but pain. i.e. tattoos, biting, scratching, hair pulling, hot wax, etc.

25. I stopped giving a fuck about public opinion when I found out one of my x-girlfriends is a insane pathological whore. I was 17.

and lastly if my dad had no feet I'd still tell him to kick rocks.